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I do have two bits of news here that I can talk about to try and get myself out of this little funk I'm in, since I feel like I am possibly on my way out of illness. With any luck, I'll be back to throwing down posts that veer more verbose than a valiant victor verily vexing villains for a vendetta. Said time is not tonight, however, so don't be surprised if I can only muster a couple paragraphs here for both bits of information. Though, to be fair, there's not a whole lot to be said about either, one is pretty uniformly positive, and the other is Sega being Sega which means it is not positive whatsoever except maybe kind of a tiny little bit, but not really. I should probably save that for the actual talking about it portion instead of here, but eh, I'm feeling all crazy wacky so who cares.
Why don't I just throw down the Goddamnit, Sega so we can have that done and move along, yeah? Yeah, let's just go ahead and do that. So, do you guys remember Valkyria Chronicles? Well it's back! In
I.....well, I really don't know where to start here. I'm sure you can imagine where I'm coming from before I even say it, but suffice it to be said that there is not enough "Goddamnit Sega" that I can say here. I could say it til my already raw throat dries up and cracks and it'd still not be enough for everything that is wrong with this picture. Now, do I personally care that this is a quick cash-grab for a franchise that I happen to enjoy despite every instance of Sega trying to prevent that? Of course not. In fact, I encourage it - who knows, if they rake in enough profit from this, maybe they'll feel confident enough in a PSN-only, no-dub version of Valkyria Chronicles 3 for us since, hey, they'd still be making money off of the whole thing from micro-transactions of the card game. And maybe if they did that, they could release -this- game over here for smartphones/browsers in an attempt at the same, but expanded, cash-grab. I imagine it kind of hinges on at least having the ability to play all three games, however, since all three games rosters are involved, as you might be able to tell.
The thing that bugs me is that this is Valkyria Chronicles, and it's a card game at the same time. I kind of have a thing for card games as you have no doubt realized, and I would probably buy into one based on several franchises I love. I bought into Metal Gear Ac!d -happily- and would buy it all over again if I could play it on my Vita, which I keep mentioning. It bugs me because it's pretty much a non-zero chance at being able to play this despite what I said above making something resembling sense. Sega doesn't do sense, apparently, and said lack of sense still gives me reason to wonder at what's going to happen with further instances of series that I enjoy from them, namely Yakuza. I have said it before, but I will straight up cut a bitch if my only option for Yakuza 5 is downloading it. Regardless, that's not Valkyria Chronicles, nor Valkyria Duel related (Note: Would totally buy a Yakuza card game, totally serious), but there's not much else to say. It's free, it's Japan-only, it's a friggin' Valkyria Card Game and it taunts me something fierce.
Less vexing is the existence of Okami HD as a real thing, which is something I'm sure will make you all happy. Should make Chance happy at least, so there's something. As for myself, I am also happy, but in a less-so, I-may-not-buy-this-game-right-off way because it's DD-only which, you know what, I'm not even going to say it again, you know why that takes it off my radar. Still, I hope it's only my radar that it takes it off of, because I really, really want this game to sell. If I could buy and play it, I totally would, and if it catches a good Playstation Plus sale, I might even go against common sense and buy it to download it at some unforeseen time in the future when I have non-shit internet and a PS3 that won't explode or at least convinces me that it will not, should I choose to download something more than, oh say, 300 MB in size for the sheer amount of time it will have to remain on in which to do so.
I don't have much of a story with Okami, but I do have -something- of one with it, so I may as well tell it. Back in the days of GameCrazy, you see, when I was but a teenager, I walked into the store with a desire to buy and the dosh to back it up. I didn't know what I was looking for, and honestly could've been sold just about anything because I just needed something to play, since the games at home obviously weren't enough. Being a dumb kid and all. So, with just me and the cashier girl in the store, I walked right up to her as she asked me "Hey, anything I can help you find today?" and said "Well, I dunno. I'm just looking for a new game." Giving me something of a weird look before going into contemplation, she asked me what system I preferred and as she moved out from behind the counter, I said "PS2", prompting her to head that way. She obviously had something in mind when she grabbed a case as soon as she went to it.
Going back to the counter, she placed Okami down, a game that I had not heard of at that point, and proceeded to extol unto me the virtues of the wonderful art style and direction, as well as the quirky, brush-and-platforming based gameplay. Sufficiently curious, I informed her I'd take it, she rang my up and the transaction was complete, just that simple. I took it home, played it and had to admit that the game was absolutely wonderful, while also wondering just how I had not heard of it, or at least not remembered it had I read about it. I did beat it and had quite a bit of fun with it, and suffice to say that the next time I saw her, I informed her about her good taste. And it's kind of for that reason that I hope the game does well since it is very underknown, underrated, despite a good portion of the internet not likely giving you that impression, especially now with this news. So I suppose that means that maybe you should believe the hype. Or at least buy it to give yourself an excuse to look at some gorgeous visuals, maybe use that Move Wand you bought (though it's not mandatory) and/or just to get some trophies. Because you can never have enough trophies.